the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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