That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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