i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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