I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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