Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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