Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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