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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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