singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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