her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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