I think I am morally bankrupt
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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