so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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