Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize