also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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