That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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