I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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