so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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