so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I can't turn off my feet"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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