it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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