That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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