I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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