Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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