After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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