hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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