Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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