Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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