I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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