Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think your dad took our porno
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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