Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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