were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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