i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize