Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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