i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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