I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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