We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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