when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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