Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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