Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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