your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize