There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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