? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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