so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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