Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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