Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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