found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize