I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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