Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This is my gift to your gina
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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