Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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