Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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