Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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