i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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